some days it’s like,???boys r gross don’t touch
and others its like
Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world
Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work
Me: I love my tiny son
"I get way too sensitive when I get attached to someone. I can detect the slightest change in the tone of their voice, and suddenly I’m spending all day trying to figure out what I did wrong."
Humans of New York - Amman, Jordan (via 5000letters
I’m grown but I’m not grown grown
Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.